Eating Soup, With a Fork

The Ultimate Debate: Megan Fox VS. Bar Rafaeli - Open Thread

2009-06-30T19:48:00.000-07:00

Meet Pabst

2009-06-29T13:58:00.000-07:00

A prominent under-bite, scrunched face and floppy ears are the hallmarks of a winner.

The winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest, that is.

Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter by Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., won the annual contest on Friday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.

It was an upset victory for Pabst, who beat former champion Rascal, a pedigree Chinese Crested.

Pabst's owner took home $1,600 in prize money, pet supplies and a modeling contract with House of Dog.

Miss Ellie, a blind 15-year-old Chinese Crested Hairless, won the pedigree category.

The 19th Hole..

2009-06-29T10:07:00.001-07:00

Random, but funny.

The Deadly Cheeto!

2009-06-29T09:48:00.000-07:00

From AOL news:

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (June 27) - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

Infomercial King Dead

2009-06-28T11:03:00.000-07:00

Tv pitchman Billy Mays, known for his energetic hawking of such products Orange Glo and Oxi Clean, was found dead Sunday at his home in Tampa, Fla.

May’s wife, Deborah, found her husband’s body.

She said the family doesn’t expect to make any public statement and asked for privacy.

There was no evidence of a break-in, and investigators don’t suspect foul play in the death. An autopsy could be completed Monday.

The Web site TMZ.com is reporting that Mays was struck in the head by something that fell from a lggage rack during a rough landing Saturday aboard a U.S. Airways flight.

The plane’s front tire blew out after the jet touched down.

Fox told a Tampa TVstation something struck him in the head, TMZ reported.

He reportedly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt at the time of the landing.

Mays, 50, also appeared on the Discovery Channel’s reality TV show, “Pitchmen.”

Check out Billy Mays's ESPN360 commercials. R.I.P. Billy Mays, infomercials at 3am will never be the same!

ESPN Bloopaz!

2009-06-27T09:15:00.000-07:00

One word to describe the videos below. HILARIOUS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGT08DTk3NM&feature=related - Hey, Emmit Smith, say "Penalties", I dare ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXf0LmnuM-Y&feature=related - ..I guess he forgot he's married..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWcVTa07lxA&feature=related.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFGucgncvYo&feature=related -- Merril Hoge is weird and dumb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmgkdEhaTg -Use your imagination....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX9OO03wIxM&feature=related - Shelley Smith....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGCItJ7q4I&feature=related - Bruce Pearl is the man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqOlwEYrT0I&feature=related - Roy Williams, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cq0WG_qSA - Steve Levy - The ultimate blooper.

http://www.maniacworld.com/ESPN-F-Word-Blooper.html - "What the f*** was that??"

Pastor Found With Crack..In His Crack!

2009-06-26T15:40:00.000-07:00

Fort Wayne, Indiana- Police have reported that Rev. Curtis White III, host of the Gospel Train Unity Inspirational Hour radio show -- was dealing crack cocaine to members of the congregation of the Divine Faith Baptist Church. Officers say he had 6.6 grams of crack in his hotel room and 6.5 grams concealed in a body cavity. Hmm.. Crack in his crack..clever

- Matt, later!

The "James Posey" Post

2009-06-26T14:57:00.000-07:00

James Posey is one entertaining man. He is currently on the New Orleans Hornets, but has bounced around throughout his NBA career. This post is a tribute to him. His craziness.

Here are some classic James Posey moments:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VTkbm-yAww - Anger management??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=456I6467uCg - Lol! One smart fella!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y72gBvGSFuk - Plain dirty..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxU3YXcRwV0 - Freakin' nuts, and once again, plain dirty.

Atleast he's entertaining....

- Matt, out.

WeLcOmE!

2009-06-26T14:24:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, and welcome to "Eating Soup, With a Fork." I know, i know, eating soup with a fork is an absurd idea, which is what this blog will bring you - absurd and funny ideas, bloopers, news and pictures, aiming to focus on sports. On a more serious note, I would like to recognize the outstanding career of The King of Pop, Michael Jackson. You will be missed, MJ.

eating soup with a fork!!

- Matt, outta here!