Monday, June 29, 2009

Meet Pabst

A prominent under-bite, scrunched face and floppy ears are the hallmarks of a winner.

The winner of the World's Ugliest Dog contest, that is.

Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter by Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., won the annual contest on Friday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.

It was an upset victory for Pabst, who beat former champion Rascal, a pedigree Chinese Crested.

Pabst's owner took home $1,600 in prize money, pet supplies and a modeling contract with House of Dog.

Miss Ellie, a blind 15-year-old Chinese Crested Hairless, won the pedigree category.

The 19th Hole..

Random, but funny.

The Deadly Cheeto!

AOL news:

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (June 27) - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said 40-year-old James Earl Taylor and 44-year-old Mary S. Childers became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Infomercial King Dead

Tv pitchman Billy Mays, known for his energetic hawking of such products Orange Glo and Oxi Clean, was found dead Sunday at his home in Tampa, Fla.

May’s wife, Deborah, found her husband’s body.
She said the family doesn’t expect to make any public statement and asked for privacy.

There was no evidence of a break-in, and investigators don’t suspect foul play in the death. An autopsy could be completed Monday.

The Web site is reporting that Mays was struck in the head by something that fell from a lggage rack during a rough landing Saturday aboard a U.S. Airways flight.

The plane’s front tire blew out after the jet touched down.

Fox told a Tampa TVstation something struck him in the head, TMZ reported.

He reportedly wasn’t wearing a seatbelt at the time of the landing.

Mays, 50, also appeared on the Discovery Channel’s reality TV show, “Pitchmen.”

Check out Billy Mays's ESPN360 commercials. R.I.P. Billy Mays, infomercials at 3am will never be the same!

Friday, June 26, 2009

Pastor Found With Crack..In His Crack!

Fort Wayne, Indiana- Police have reported that Rev. Curtis White III, host of the Gospel Train Unity Inspirational Hour radio show -- was dealing crack cocaine to members of the congregation of the Divine Faith Baptist Church. Officers say he had 6.6 grams of crack in his hotel room and 6.5 grams concealed in a body cavity. Hmm.. Crack in his crack..clever

- Matt, later!